Dear Santa, thank you for the dolls and pencils and the fish. It's Easter now, so I hope I didn't wake you but... honest, it is an emergency. There's a crack in my wall. Aunt Sharon says it's just an ordinary crack, but I know its not cause at night there's voices so... please please can you send someone to fix it? Or a policeman, or...
Back in a moment.
Thank you Santa.

Speaking Of Evil

I'm getting spammed by a freaking public library! What's wrong with people?

On the other hand, I compared John Kerry to a cabbage - unfavourably - on Slashdot and got moderated up to +5. Republicans with mod points. Phear the power!

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Evil Incarnate

ADSL USB modems.

The drivers have a failure rate of about one in three.

Fine for you. You aren't the tech support department for an ISP.

(Well, if you are, then I commiserate.)

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Moonbat Convergence

Jane Fonda and George Galloway.

It's enough to make me burn my copy of Barbarella. Almost.

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